Reading the comments in Leg-Iron's "You want to have a child, do it outside" post, reminded me of our son's Christmas play earlier this academic year.
Prior to the start, the audience, full of family and close friends of the 4 to 6 year olds were told by the Headmistress in a very kind voice:
"I hope you will enjoy the play. Just a reminder that no photographs will be allowed - for obvious reasons".
Me: "Is that because we are all paedophiles?"
I enjoyed that.